2 LiViKa: конечно можно на родных ))) даже можно Януковича цитировать (ну, может, что-то неизданное доселе где-то найдется ))) )
2 gold unicorn: Я обязательно выучу это выражение! (а то мало ли, приедет с семинаром Гонза Блаха, а мне и блискнуть нечем!)
2 Саланта: Настя, специально для тебя! думаю, ты оценишь...
Disorder in the American Courts Выпуск № 2. Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Q: The youngest son, the 21 old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby)was Aug. 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
to be continued.